Drunk Beyond Reason...

Last night was the most drunk I've ever allowed myself to become. Even now I'm the most buzzed I've ever been and this is after a 3 hour long shower to sober up! I've definitely found my limit...
My roommate tells me that the drinks I had were the same as as twelve shots of vodka. Plus one drink that counts as was two and a half. So that's, what... 14 and 1/2 shots of vodka?!
Okay, I'm surprised I'm not in a coma right now...
Everyone. NEVER DO THAT! Jesus Christ...
It does not feel good... to say the least. Trust me. Believe me. You'll spend hours kneeling before before the "Porcelain God." The best feeling in the world was followed by the worst feeling in the world....
Never do what I did... ever!
I'm going to spend all of Sunday sleeping, in a hangover, to remind myself never to do that again. Forget the Superbowl... *drinks water* I need to recover from this and this journal is to remind myself later that drinking that much was NOT worth it. I'll probably be embarrassed that I posted this later, but I don't care. I need to teach myself a lesson and never drink that much again.
I could be proud that I managed to drink that much and... not killed myself, but that was really really stupid...
I really don't know how I'm still conscious...
I found my buzz. If you choose to drink, find your buzz and stick to it. Do not exceed it and test your own limits. It's not worth it. You'll only regret it. A buzz should be good enough. Finding what makes you drunk is not worth bragging about. Man, I was stupid tonight...
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